THE VERDICT / Small stakes. Big drama.
Your petty argument.
Our final verdict.
Someone ate the last fry. Someone must answer. Tell both sides, pick an AI judge, and turn your friendly disagreement into a courtroom-worthy punchline.
For laughs, not legal advice. Private by default.
“The last fry is not a finders-keepers situation.”
Sentence: buy the next round of fries.
Our courtroom promises
From group chat to court
All rise. Then laugh.
Built for the couch, the kitchen, and the group chat that refuses to let it go.
On today's docket
“Is leaving one sip in the carton a crime?”
Side A
I left some. Technically, it wasn't empty.
Side B
That was a milk mirage. I demand breakfast justice.
Sample case · fictional parties · very real breakfast energy
- 01
Enter both sides
Give each person their moment on the stand. Keep it short, anonymous, and about something you can both laugh at.
- 02
Pick your courtroom energy
Choose a judge personality and let AI deliver the winner, the reasoning, and a suitably dramatic ruling. No law degree required.
- 03
Send the ruling. Start the rematch.
Turn the verdict into a shareable card for your story or group chat. Invite your friend back for round two—only share with everyone's okay.
- The public gallery is optional. Your case doesn't become community content just because you submitted it.
A little drama. Not a big bill.
Start petty. Start free.
Basic AI verdicts are free. Premium courtroom experiences are planned at $2.99 each—an optional upgrade, not a requirement to join the fun. Check the available checkout options below.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
On the future docket: $4.99 custom roast videos, if production is feasible, and a proposed $6.99/month subscription. Neither is promised at launch.
A few courtroom ground rules
The court is in session
Bring your most ridiculous case.
Two sides. One ruling. A group chat that will never be the same.